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Don't. Please don't contact me. If there is a misspelling, if there is a broken link, if you want to tell me how much you love or hate something, if something is inaccurate, or whatever, please, don't contact me. I can think of no good reason for anyone to contact me, except for legal reasons, and, well, I don't think that I am doing anything illegal or actionable here, so what in the world could you want to contact me about? Ok, fine, here is my e-mail address, but first, know that, unless there is some legal consideration, I will not respond. If you are a member of my team, well, I suppose that I will not be rude to you, but I am also not going to organize a semi-annual TEAM: Brian softball game or add a link to this page or anything like that. I just don't care, and I throw like a girl. Bowling, on the other hand; I love to bowl, however, I am still not going to organize a semi-annual TEAM: Brian bowling tournament or anything else. My e-mail address is Brian.Smith@txstate.edu, for the love of God, don't send me anything.

Brian