What is Orbit@home?
Ok, now, listen up people. This is an important one. These people track asteroids, or, at least, they will, very soon, the project is taking memberships but is not producing work yet, anyway, it is very important. They track huge rocks in space so that we will know ahead of time if one of them is going to smash into the Earth, that's the planet we live on, and kill everyone. Why, you may ask, is it important to know about our own impending doom? Because, if we know ahead of time, society has time to break down into anarchy, all bets are off, we can party like there is no tomorrow, because there won't be, and the people out there who have never had sex well, their odd increase, a bit. So get involved people, we only have one shot at the end of the world. Let's make it a good one.